Après-Crossfit-Crossfit Red Planet

by: Bern K. Prince in: Apres Crossfit, WODs
12 Sep



Hey Athletes,

I just wanted to give everyone a heads up, in 10 years when our lease is up and Crossfit has taken over the world, I will open up the 1st ever Crossfit on Mars in 2023 (sorry Michael Cahill but the Martians need this).  Its going to be so cool because membership will be free all you have to do is pay for your own spaceship.  Box jumps will be pretty gnarly because there is no gravity on Mars.   I ll get to work out with Lil Wayne, Woody Harrelson, Val Kilmer, Cyndi Lauper, Britney Spears, Manny Ramirez, and other people that I suspect are from Mars. We obviously will work out hard but there will be some jokes and laughter.  Hey Lisa cole have you heard this joke? “So two Hips walk into a bar…” I’m taking Colin with me so he can design some off the wall shirts (holla at me Colin, we’re going to Mars!).  I’ve even read up on the Martian language. Mgfhkggfrveruiufrufvrhrjvkhvrhjkvrhjvjkjvvvrjvjjjk  cjkhevkgvkekhvgvehhvghevvhekvhkeevhkhekfh chkjkhucehkcehkuechehhcvbhhkvbhfbfvvkhhvkfvhhfnjfjheyeyiuewi egyuiftyuifyfgyiygyvgiygyvgyvgygvvggivvygvvvyvgvvggvyiyivyvivvyigviuygviuvuiiuzzzzzzz….Translation is “Hey Girl!”

Sorry I’m got a little off track but we have other things to tend to until Crossfit Red Planet opens up.  The next official Friday night Social will be on October 4th and will have a Great Gatsby Theme (hey Chad it’s official).  More details will be posted soon.

-bern K. Prince   CEO of Crossfit Red Planet

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